Time Traveling Vampire 2

I woke up from my nap flustered. The boy who had fallen asleep on my floor, using a bra as a pillow was gone. In the short period of time I have to admit I grew fond of him, and was worried about his where abouts. Monsters of the sort, otherwise known as my siblings, have been known to eat boys whole!

I got out of my bed and checked my siblings rooms. No blood on the wall, no left over bones. Obviously they were not the cause of his disappearance.

I went back to my room and sat there, staring off into space, just thinking. Maybe he was just a figment of my imagination. It's possible. Or maybe, I hadn't eaten enough for lunch and I was hallucinating, or maybe it was wait I ate for lunch. Either way, he probably wasn't really real.

I started to fall back to sleep, when there was a loud bang, as the boy fell from my light and onto the floor.

"Ouch," he said, his face muffled by the floor. "That really hurt. Thankfully I escaped in time, before they came back," He continued to say as he rubbed at his wrists and head.

"Before who came back?" I ask, sliding to the edge of my bed to look at him.

"The nurses and maids of course," he said, smiling at first, and then his face turning into a black mask of fright.

I looked at him skeptically. "Nurses and maids. They got into my house how?"

"Teleported" he said shortly "Just like I just did"

I look at him, waiting to see if he would continue his ridiculous tale. It was as I was staring at him that I noticed he had only his cape and shorts on. His shirt was gone, and so were his shoes and socks. "Continue," I said, prodding him for more details.

"Well" he said smiling and leaning back into the wall, which wasn't as close as he thought so he almost fell over. "You were sleeping on your bed, and I was here taking a nap on this comfy floor, when all of a sudden they appear in front of me. I of course thought it was a dream because I happen to dream of them frequently, but it wasn't. They picked me up gently, with their special mind powers I'm assuming, and carried  me off to another world."

I only respond by nodding.

"Once we get there, they start flirting with me. Like seriously flirting. And then they start pulling at my clothes, which was kinda awkward since we were sitting in the middle of waiting room, except there was no one there. Then all of a sudden they stood up straight at the same time, and said "I'm sorry Joe, but we'll be right back, Dr. Mega needs us" I'm like ok."

"So I'm sitting there in the waiting room, waiting for one of the pretty blonde nurses to come back, when this big muscular football looking woman comes in. I'm assuming she's a woman, seeing as she had boobs but you never know. I was grossed out by that, and disappionted that it wasn't the pretty nurses, or a maid. I ran."

"Some how or other, I managed to get back here. But yeah that's my story," he says with a weird look on his face.

I slide back in my bed and pull my covers over my head. "Ok that's nice I'm going back to sleep," I tell him.

"WHAT??" He shouts.

"Shut up, I'm sleeping" I yell back.

"Fine," he says, "Maybe I should of taken my chances with that scary woman."